I kept wondering why I was seeing so many caterpillars at the mall. Then, I realized they were false eyelashes from a vending machine. Caterpillars were less gross.
Caterpiggle? Yuck!
Tag: #humor
Heads in the Sands
I’ve heard that it’s a myth, anyway. Didn’t seem like something worth doing a lot of research on
E-Trucks
I think those electric trucks look like the vehicles driven in the pilot episode of “Battlestar Galactica” (the original, good, series). No this isn’t a compliment.
Not a Problem
I live in an area where the people who have seen this have not complained or been offended. They just commented, “That sounds like fun!!”
Three-Toed Sloths vs. Two-Toes
I was just reading about sloths and this idea came to me pretty easily. Warning, past depictions of the sloth may show him with as many as five toes.
I Resolve …
Over the years, I have made some New Year’s resolutions. Probably less than half of my life. Probably kept less than half of those, so I stopped.
Do What to the Angels?!?
No, Phydeaux’s explanation makes no sense. The punchline is really in the second panel.
Merry Christmas 2024!
If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local paper, you would have seen this one before Christmas! Call your editor today! Tell him to make next Christmas merrier with Doctor Tuttle!
Peas on Oith
If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local paper, you would have seen this one before Christmas! Call your editor today!
Holiday Care Guide
My daughter-in-law, who is a counselor (and a wonderful human being) was surprised to get Christmas off this year. We’re so excited! (If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local paper, you would have seen this before the holiday!)