Google doesn’t agree with my spelling of “somnologist” but I got it straight from the dictionary.
The Somnologist
Tag: #comic
Road Work
For those who don’t know, caliche is a rock-like substance mined in west Texas and then used to cover the unpaved roads. I had an aunt that made more money off caliche than she did off her oil
Just Chuck it All
“Sometimes I wish I would have a really tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d quit my job and just go be a bum somewhere because I was thinking of doing that anyway.” –Jack Handey
Heroes of the Bible
Inspired by the great Stan Carmen. Wonder where he is now? (in case you’re confused, the name in the last panel is pronounced “nay-whore”)
Waffling On Humor
How many of you reading this strip realize those two birds are in almost every strip? Honestly, they’re probably in it more often than Tuttle.
Gas Leak Advantage
My car doesn’t leak gas, but my driveway sure has weeds. I wish the rest of my yard grew like the weeds in those cracks!
No Hope for TV
Seriously, the best they can hope to strive for is third best. (Because The Dick Van Dyke Show is clearly the second-best show all-time.)
Cleanse the Palate
This is how my mind worked as a child. I was constantly misunderstanding things I thought made perfect (if weird) sense.
Stromboli Lately
Yes, Stromboli sounds more like a basketball player’s name, but what’re you gonna do?
Stress Test
A friend of mine got her cataracts removed. Surgery went well. She has insurance. Doc billed her insurance almost $40k. That must be common, because they paid it