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I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”
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How did crypto collapse? It wasn’t built on anything to start with.
All lawyers are dealing with other lawyers. Doesn’t that seem like we’re getting the shaft no matter how it comes out?
I used to love doing model rockets when I was about 6-8th grade. I’ve thought about trying it again as an adult, but what I don’t really need is another hobby.
For the title up there (above) on the web page, I wanted to use the punch-line, but that ruins the joke below.
I have a neurologist who is a very good doctor, if you don’t mind waiting. A lot.
I have actually never seen any of those “Real Housewives” shows. Not even a minute. I still feel qualified to make fun of them.
I thought about writing something in the title about “Music for Trannies” but knew someone would get bent out of shape about that.