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Oo La La!!

For those of you who don’t get this one … I don’t know what to tell you.

Unbarrassment

I’m happy to say my wife hates being on the phone almost as much as I do.

Initial Salad

I think it’s stupid that there’s not just one standard for all writing. That being said, I love to mix styles and find a way to say something that’s correct in one style and wrong in another.

BIG Screen TV

I go into some spaces where the TV is really too big, overwhelming the room, and I think to myself, “I want one like that.”

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Buy Polar

I have bi-polar friends who loved this joke and bi-polar friends who were terribly offended. (And no, they weren’t the same person.)

Redneck Dwarves

I think “Redneck Dwarves” would be a good name for a band. Probably ska.

Hat in the Ring

Anybody remember the Presidential Seal’s name?

Health Food Junky

Except that I hate coffee, this sounds just fine to me.

Endless Spaghetti

What else could it mean?