Bathroom Etiquette Tweet For those who don’t remember, Penn and his wife have been married for several years. I think her name is Pin. … or, possibly, Penny.
Gun Power! (shhh) Tweet I would like to know how he held the gun and pulled the trigger? His feet? His wings?
Compassion 101 Tweet I work around very good and compassionate medical professionals. Sometimes, when it’s just us, though, you’ll hear the exasperation come out.
Republic of Texas Tweet Seriously, isn’t it time we admit this experiment didn’t work and we go our separate ways?
Yodeling for Yokels Tweet The joke in the first panel was popular when I was a kid. I wonder if enough kids know what yodeling is these days for it to still work.
Negatory on the Test There, Good Buddy Tweet I actually had this conversation with the person who called from the county board of health when I had the virus.
Trading Cards Tweet I can still remember opening a pack once and the gum fell out. When it hit the sidewalk it shattered like a piece of glass.
Helpful Ditties Tweet It may be tat people who pass bad checks get more than thirty days … unless they can prove they were doing so as part of a riot.