Foodies Tweet Every restaurant in our town claims to have won the award for “best pizza joint” or “best Mexican food” or whatever last year. Either there are a lot of awards going out, or someone’s lying.
Doctor Appreciation Week Tweet I don’t give my doctor anything for appreciation week because I’m already giving him several hundred dollars for each 15 minute visit. That seems like enough.
Meet Taco Meat Tweet Inspired by my brother, who ordered a taco at a local fastfood place only to be told they were out of taco meat. He asked them if they couldn’t just crumble up one of their hamburger patties and put it in a taco shell. They declined.
Bananaesque Tweet Based on an actual bag of “banana chips” purchased at a local health food store. I ate them because, well, I’m a snacker, but they had almost no flavor and weren’t exactly crunchy.
Pet Names Tweet I’m really glad my wife and I never use pet names. For some reason, those always bug me,
Sports Medicine! Tweet I have a niece who is a doctor of sports medicine … or something like that. I think she really enjoys it.
’72 Dolphins Tweet I read a poorly written book about the Dolphins’ undefeated season. Learned a lot, just bugged me about the writing. Anyway, it was while reading that that I thought of this.
Banking Error Tweet Instead of always trying to decide who gets bumped off the money in favor of Harriot Tubman, why not just come up with a new denomination? (For the record, I’m all for replacing Andy Jackson. He was a horrible president.)
Lab Drawing for Life Tweet Someone once asked me to do a lab draw, then they remembered that I’m the chaplain.