Pathos Sham Tweet Someone without a chin is probably going to write in and complain about my insensitivity. to which I say, “Why is it called a ‘pillow sham’ and how soon until we get the real thing?!?'”
The Classic of Classics Tweet People who defend remakes point out that they’ve been remaking “Hamlet” for four hundred years. Well, maybe, but Hamlet didn’t drive a cool Firebird.
Legally Minded Tweet I still love “Matlock”, but it’s not realistic. For instance, it pretends that the Constitution still promises us a right to a speedy trial.
University of Texas at WHERE?!?! Tweet It took a while to work out the wording for the college in the last panel.
Mattress, Mac Tweet Inspired by a mattress I saw up on blocks and couldn’t figure out why it didn’t collapse like this.
Two-a-Days Tweet I love milk shakes, except that I’m cheap and the ice cream by itself is usually less expensive.
Wasted Time (playing in the background) Tweet Remember when it was just going to be “two weeks to flatten the curve”?