Yes, I know God doesn’t work that way. If he did, striking anyone who did something stupid, we’d all just be ash.
Lightnin’ Strike
What’s in a Name?
I tried suggesting this for the women singers at our church. They didn’t go for it, but at least they didn’t throw anything at me.
Christmas Script part II
The little bunny’s father is me. I try for wisdom, but I can’t find my glasses
Christmas Script Review
This sounds like something I would have written, before the editing.
Ahem
I have often wondered this. And I bring it up every year. If not in cartoon form, then in conversation, or a sermon, or a Sunday School lesson.
Burt’s Back!
For years, Burt Cottage (pictured above) was the star of my comic strip Cottage & CO. But then I realized people liked the animals better. Still, I miss Burt and occasionally bring him back.
Floating in the Root Beer
I tried this once when young. It’s as bad as you think.
Who Says It’s Fake?!?!
The articles every Monday about the bad reffing in pro football crack me up. It’s like there are people who actually believe in the game! And some of them are even betting on the outcomes!!
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that
Whisk It Away
I really don’t think that would be possible. Unless you just added a tiny little drop of whiskey. If you used it as all the liquid, I don’t think it would solidify. Someone will try now.