Mattress, Mac Tweet Inspired by a mattress I saw up on blocks and couldn’t figure out why it didn’t collapse like this.
Nobody Does What Better? Tweet I drew this even though I knew there was a good chance too many people would have forgotten the Carly Simon song, “Nobody Does It Better”.
Two-a-Days Tweet I love milk shakes, except that I’m cheap and the ice cream by itself is usually less expensive.
And Four of Them Would Make … Tweet I remember actually having this conversation back in elementary (and neither of us knew what it meant).
What’s Up, Swabby? Tweet When I got my covid test, it felt like the swab was as long as depicted here and that they were trying to see if they could push it all the way through my head. In the words of my doctor, “I’m going to touch your brain now.”
Unsteady Gait Tweet Inspired by all the times in hospice that I’ve heard it said that someone has an “unsteady gait”.
He’s Less What? Tweet This was inspired by a newsman I used to hear on the radio who would always end by saying “I’m Les Brown”. I always wanted to know: than what?