Hot Dog! Tweet The funny thing was, I drew this cartoon then, a few days later, my wife and I were eating at a place and I realized it WAS easier to eat my baked potato like a hot dog.
It’s 4:30 Somewhere Tweet When I’m on call, it’s weird that I almost never get called out Sunday evening through Thursday evening. It’s like people wait for Friday evening to take a turn for the worse.
My Funeral Tweet As a hospice chaplain, I do a lot of funerals. Looking forward to the day when I’m on the other side.
Doubled on the Dutch Tweet I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.
Radio Dais part 3 or 4 Tweet I had a prof in college who hated the phrase “every day life” for some reason so that has inspired me to use it often throughout life.
iExamine? Tweet As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
Abominable Tweet When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
Little Seizures Tweet As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.