Five Tool Players Tweet In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.
The Snake that Swallowed the Porcupine Tweet Now that I see it as a headline, I think that would make for a really good children’s book title. Any ideas what it would be about?
Freemason Know-It-All Tweet I like to hear people who are convinced the Masons are behind everything. I knew a guy named Paul Mason in high school and I just can’t see him doing that.
So Mote It Bee Tweet I like this character and want to find more to do with him. Maybe he should run on the Whig Party platform since they were comprised of former members of the Anti-Mason Party. Really.
Inned of the Whirled Tweet This one came about years ago, I just never drew it. My wife would just comment about how she was going to go catch the end of the world news. Another good one is “I’m going to go watch the news in the bedroom.”
Leading the Cheers Tweet I know there are still cheerleaders, but the last few times I’ve been to a game I couldn’t tell if they were saying anything. Does this mean they were doing a good job, if everyone is shouting over them?
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
MOTTA Tweet I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”