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Donkey vs. Elephant

Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.

Peanut the elephant hadn’t been in the strip in quite a while, so I drew him in. The conversation grew out of that.

This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.

This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.

What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.

When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas

When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”

I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.

Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??

I was just thinking that he’s one of those rare stars that, even for people who don’t watch his movies, they’ve heard of him.