What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.
Colonoscopy
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas
Making a Dumpster Run
When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”
Temperance Zone
I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.
Time Outlay Conundrum
Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??
Wild About Harrison
I was just thinking that he’s one of those rare stars that, even for people who don’t watch his movies, they’ve heard of him.
Cuties
Saw a plastic basketball in the gutter one day and this came to mind instantly.
Libertarianisms
I have a friend who is a librarian and is in no way a libertarian and I know libertarians who absolutely hate the “official party” as it’s currently constituted. They all liked this ‘toon, though!
My Workout
Why does he need to workout? He’s the postman. They get plenty of exercise just doing their job.
Martial Arts and Crafts
I have to give credit to my son, who is taking jiu jitsu lessons, for this idea.