In Need of a Candidate Tweet I can’t remember the last time I was really enthused for a candidate rather than, “Well, he/she is better than the other option.”
Vintage Food II Tweet Ever dig through your freezer and find something you can’t remember serving? Worse, you forgot to label it and it could be steak, shrimp or pancakes for all you can tell.
Five Tool Players Tweet In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.
Drawing to an Inside Straight Line Tweet My wife always says she can’t draw a stick figure. She can actually draw what she means pretty well, she just doesn’t like it.
Fear of Masons Tweet I’m surprised I’ve gotten no feedback on this from any Masons. I know there are a few left in this world.
The Snake that Swallowed the Porcupine Tweet Now that I see it as a headline, I think that would make for a really good children’s book title. Any ideas what it would be about?
My Best Idea Yet!! Tweet I do think the main trouble that fraternal organizations are battling now is that no one wants to take the time. Here’s the solution!
Freemason Know-It-All Tweet I like to hear people who are convinced the Masons are behind everything. I knew a guy named Paul Mason in high school and I just can’t see him doing that.