
I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!

I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!

To Tolkien fans, the idea that the Arkenstone might have been a Silmaril is barely possibly. But a Palantir? Of course not!

See, the guy in the third panel is not actually a pole cat. And neither is he a poll cat. He’s a skunk.

It’s funny all the people who missed the joke because they thought I had misspelled “pole cate” in the first panel. Why were they reading me in the first place?

I did see this “argument” in a book a while back, which is where the idea came from for this strip. Do you know what I’m talking about?

When I was a hospice chaplain there was one sweet old lady who loved for us to sing old hymns together. She used to always say we should go on the road and people would pay to hear us sing.

In the old strips, from Snuffy Smith to Pogo to Dennis the Menace, having a character smoke was completely ordinary. No one smokes in strips now and the world is a worse place.

Around here, you don’t thank them, you curse them. On account of the hard water, they don’t hold up very long.

I can’t say this one out loud. In fact, I have a hard time reading it in my head!

I like the size of Picadillo’s container of chocolate. But seriously, dipping dried apple chips in chocolate hummus is quite tasty!