
I have realized there are young people–not necessarily kids–who do not understand “clockwise”. Or clocks.

I have realized there are young people–not necessarily kids–who do not understand “clockwise”. Or clocks.

It bugs me that no toll house I have ever been to has even offered me a cookie. Why should I pay?

This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.

My cat’s hind legs look like he’s wearing pantaloons. I think I thought of this while watching him walk.

I think Pete should be right on this. Let’s call the OED people and see if we can get this included next year.

This was actually inspired by my niece when she was little. Her father was going to Seattle and she was determined to find out who Attle was.

There’s an “Asian Fusion” food restaurant near here. I’ve never gone because I don’t know what it’s supposed to be fused with.

This is the kind of ‘toon I love coming up with. Where the characters are somehow aware of comic strip tropes.

This was my thought from the first time I heard the phrase, so I think I’ve used this joke back in “Cottage & CO”.