Body Negativity Tweet I think we all know a person like this. All the opinions and no idea that any of them might be wrong or unpopular.
Hi Bob! Tweet I bet college students today have never heard of “hi bobs”. It’s hard to say that’s a bad thing.
Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
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Lend a Helping Wing Tweet This is my attitude. I’m happy to help, so long as I don’t have to be invested. Just kidding!
Root Bier Float Tweet I did a strip years ago where the punchline was “root bier float” and I had so many people contact me because they didn’t know what a bier was. I was really surprised
For Love of the Game Tweet In previous seasons there was no indication that the players were doing it for pay. Is this a new development or just a continuity error? Only time will tell.
Lawyer Up!! Tweet All lawyers are dealing with other lawyers. Doesn’t that seem like we’re getting the shaft no matter how it comes out?
Curling! Tweet We barely had winter this year, so it would have been doubly hard to curl. And no one got sick at our house, so we weren’t hurling, either!