Success at Limited Success Tweet I find that the most accurate weather forecasts involve looking out my own window.
Lab Drawing for Life Tweet Someone once asked me to do a lab draw, then they remembered that I’m the chaplain.
I Wanna Go There Tweet “Cars” is my favorite of all the Pixar movies. I know that puts me in the minority, but that’s okay, most people are wrong everyday.
Extraordinary Measures Tweet If you read the release you sign for anything, it’ll make you not want to do it. Also, doesn’t the word “extraordinary” seem like it should mean “extra ordinary” as in “more ordinary than previously thought possible”?
I Guess Doo is Better Tweet Inspired by work, where our boss is known as “the E.D.” When I heard someone complaining about the E.D. one day, I asked if they had tried one of those little blue pills. They didn’t get it.
My Homey, Your Homey Tweet Both homeopathy and “real” medicine involve a lot of placebo effect. I’m not saying they’re equal, but that often neither will work if the person doesn’t believe they will.
Turkey in the Wild Tweet My sons were surprised I knew what Wild Turkey is since I don’t drink alcohol.
Animals! Tweet I love watching the trash collectors come along and dump it all in the same truck after the residents of the neighborhood have gone to all the trouble to separate stuff out.
Spies of the Holy Lands Tweet I’ve been reading through the Bible lately and I’m up to Numbers. This just popped into my head.
True Wombat Factoid Tweet I learned this fact while researching wombats for a book I was writing that everyone who has read loves and still quotes passages back to me but, sadly, you will probably never see.