Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.
What Steps Carpenters Dew
Category: Puns
The Den Mark of Excellence
For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff
Zinfandel?
There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas
Making a Dumpster Run
When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”
Temperance Zone
I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.
Martial Arts and Crafts
I have to give credit to my son, who is taking jiu jitsu lessons, for this idea.
Sweet Title, Huh?
I’ve tried to go back and watch some of the old silent movies. I actually find the title cards a hindrance more than a help.
Remote Minister
Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Laryngologist
Yes, I looked it up and it is actually spelled correctly in the first frame. When I have heard it pronounced, people say it as if that G is a C. They’re wrong.