Puns Archives - Page 3 of 17 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

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I have a friend named Otto who often made this joke, or one like it. This is as close as he gets to receiving credit.

From all I understand, Herring Banks are quality establishments. The name just writes this joke on its own.

I love the punch line, but you kind of have to say it aloud, and as written. Don’t real “al” as “Alabama”

Everyone else’s congressman is terrible. Why don’t they vote them out of office?

I was kinda surprised I didn’t get a letter from someone pointing out that squids aren’t octopi. Like I didn’t know that.

I like the little puppy Goldie is holding. And no, I have never named the puppies. I’m assuming they did, though.

I thought about referring to a great Daffy Duck line and making him a “buck and a quarter quarterhorse”.

I think this would be a fun comic book to draw or write for. Especially if it were very political and completely insulting to one or both sides.

For those who don’t know, that’s not Tuttle with the laptop. That’s his nephew Tottle.

No, I didn’t think of this one for St. Patrick’s Day. I actually drew it way back in January.