Monty Rabbit Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Dopple-What?

For those who aren’t in the Texas panhandle, I’m sorry. You’re missing out on Doppler Dave, who is a real person (as far as we know).

This wasn’t submitted to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

Always take care of your … oh wait, probably better not. You know. Family newspaper and all.

I’ve thought this about that song (Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee) since I was a child.

Do people still use the phrase “put your money in”? I used to hear it as a child and putting my money in oil sounded messy.

Are there animal dentists who will buck a non-bucked beaver or rabbit? Why not?

Okay, for both of you who are paying attention, this joke doesn’t work. Tuttle and Phydeaux have both been depicted wearing shoes for baseball.

I am thankful for people who want to go into the field of urology. I am also thankful I am not in that field.

This was based on actual events. My wife thought it was funnier before she realized that.

Would it be legal, in hacky sack, to touch it with your ears like that? Inquiring minds want to know.