I like the cartoon in a vacuum, but in the larger sense there’s never been any hint of crime in the Tuttle’s world. We’ll just pretend this never happened, okay? Maybe the patient should have been the little bird, since we don’t know where he works.
I know not all women are charmed by money, but look at the ugly, rich men out there with hot young wives and clearly some women are. Yes, there are young men who marry older rich women, but either that’s less common or it just doesn’t show up as often in the news.
There is probably some theological bent out there that holds that hell will cease/freeze over at some point. If they’re right (they’re not), imagine all the good things that will come to be!!
