Phydeaux Archives - Page 30 of 36 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Chesterton, Buddy, ChesterTON!

I remembered this strip and it’s hard for me to believe that’s it’s already been 4 years since I did it. Seems like it was just months ago. But then, I also remember that I was so struck by that quote that I used it in my novel Ashes to Ashes (see it at http://garisonfitch.com/book/ashes-to-ashes-the-last-valley-book-1)

Yes, Yes It Is

Even as a kid, I thought the original words of the song were incredibly stupid (even if catchy).

BIG Screen TV!

I really thought about getting a bigger TV at Christmas, when they were ostensibly “on sale”, but then it occurred to me that the big, flat screen TV I have works just fine. Maybe next year.

Askance Lookin’

Actually, there are people who object if you put ketchup on mashed taters. I have no idea why. Probably says something about the lack of parenting they received as a child.

Anticipation (sing it)

Some people can tell instantly whether a fly off the bat is coming their way. I have never been one of those people.

“I Know, Right?”

I am not hearing that phrase quite as much as back in 2015 (when this was drawn), but I still hear it occasionally and it still sounds just as stupid.

Fitness Model

Have you ever looked at one of those “before and after” pictures and wondered how the diet or fitness regime also changed the person’s hair, eyebrow shape, and teeth?

Red Skins

I’m surprised the SJWs haven’t gotten the potato people to change this name. You know, the kind of numbskulls who think the word “niggardly” is racist.

A Cute WHAT?!?!

After drawing it, I decided not to submit this one to the newspapers. I think you can see why.

Sentence Finishers

I had a coworker who was very dedicated to hospice patients but I came to hate talking to her in the office. Every conversation took twice as long as it needed to because she would finish my sentences–incorrectly.