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Our hospice doctor really liked this one. I guess people do really come in and ask about drugs seen on television.
My wife really likes marscapone cheese, which is where this idea came from.
I’m still not sure what caused the price hike in wood. Did trees get the bat-soup flu, too?
This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
Based on a real occurrence.
Whenever I see actual people fighting, it’s almost impossible to tell what they’re fighting about. I just assume, then, that’s it’s something stupid like this.
If you want to read the book they’re talking about (or a sample thereof) just click on The Turtle – a parody
I thought of this one day at work when it seemed like the word “shots” was coming up about three times a minute.
This one probably should have been done during the heat of an election. But then, when are we NOT in the heat of an election anymore?
I’ve called them that for years. For no good reason. (And yes, I still enjoy them.)
