Askance Lookin’ Tweet Actually, there are people who object if you put ketchup on mashed taters. I have no idea why. Probably says something about the lack of parenting they received as a child.
Anticipation (sing it) Tweet Some people can tell instantly whether a fly off the bat is coming their way. I have never been one of those people.
“I Know, Right?” Tweet I am not hearing that phrase quite as much as back in 2015 (when this was drawn), but I still hear it occasionally and it still sounds just as stupid.
Fitness Model Tweet Have you ever looked at one of those “before and after” pictures and wondered how the diet or fitness regime also changed the person’s hair, eyebrow shape, and teeth?
Red Skins Tweet I’m surprised the SJWs haven’t gotten the potato people to change this name. You know, the kind of numbskulls who think the word “niggardly” is racist.
A Cute WHAT?!?! Tweet After drawing it, I decided not to submit this one to the newspapers. I think you can see why.
Sentence Finishers Tweet I had a coworker who was very dedicated to hospice patients but I came to hate talking to her in the office. Every conversation took twice as long as it needed to because she would finish my sentences–incorrectly.
Beadie Little Lies Tweet A friend of mine was really into beading at the time this strip was drawn. I thought the work was attractive, but I was most amazed she could even pick the little things up, let alone do anything with them.
Jar-Jar Strikes Back Tweet Actually, I don’t like referring to the famed director as “Jar-Jar Abrams” because I think the character of Jar-Jar was a more positive contribution to the Star Wars franchise than anything Mister Abrams has done (or is likely to do). I wish he would have just stuck with screwing up Star Trek.
Sad Songs Say Too Much Tweet I can’t tell you where this one came from because I don’t remember drawing it.