Looks Disgusting Enough to Eat Tweet There are two jokes here: chunky salsa can look pretty disgusting and I like the idea in this strip that the dog has the most discerning palate of all.
A Good Saying to Say Tweet I’m trying to make this a common saying, but I don’t know if it’s catching on, yet
Or Flop Tweet Our town is full of flippers but I have no idea if any of them are actually making money at it. Maybe all of them are.
Top Restaurant Chef Tweet I’m betting that, of the three, I would probably enjoy Waffle House the most. I know I would feel more at home there.
Rockford Flies! Tweet Seriously, how many times has just this been asserted in a blog when there’s really no possible argument to the contrary?
Grasshopper Ice Cream Tweet Actually, I was trying to remember the last time I heard chocolate-mint ice cream referred to as “grasshopper”, This joke may not work for anyone under 40.
Chocolate-Covered Tweet My sister once ordered a chocolate banana and a milkshake from DQ and they gave her a chocolate-banana milkshake