At least now we know that Pete Possum is honest. But will he accept money from Tuttle, thinking it has been stored in Tuttle’s drawers?
Category: Pete
Not so smoothie
I love smoothies. Or, I’ll just call it a “fruitie” and have it without yogurt. A vegetable smoothie doesn’t sound good to me, but my wife says she wants to try it.
Hmmm-hmmm … good?
Yes, I know it’s a product that harkens back to SNL, when the show was good.
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
An Impossible Shot
It’s alarming how many people wrote to me who didn’t get this because they didn’t know that a vicarage was not part of the body.
What Are We Fighting For/About?
The fights between Pete and Beaver have been an ongoing joke for years in the strip. I like the idea that everyone seems to have gotten used to them.
Lightnin’ Strike
Yes, I know God doesn’t work that way. If he did, striking anyone who did something stupid, we’d all just be ash.
Floating in the Root Beer
I tried this once when young. It’s as bad as you think.
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that
Whisk It Away
I really don’t think that would be possible. Unless you just added a tiny little drop of whiskey. If you used it as all the liquid, I don’t think it would solidify. Someone will try now.