Tuttle Archives - Page 48 of 90 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Western Vibes

I knew a guy who actually talked like Elmer Fudd. He said it was a speech impediment. It was hard not to smile as he said serious things.

No Sugar Added

I think the point of most “no sugar added” ice creams is just to give us a better appreciation for sugar.

Adding the Dumb

Based on what actually happens at my office. We have to take these addendums out to get signed that confirm we aren’t doing something and they know it.

Alarming News

For those who remember, this is not the first time we’ve learned that Tuttle somehow has an entire house inside his shell.

Cough Remedy Gone Bad

Now someone’s going to try this and get mad at me when it makes them worse.

Ask Your Doctor About …

Our hospice doctor really liked this one. I guess people do really come in and ask about drugs seen on television.

A Diet to Die For

I have been trying to cut down on my snacking, One of the theories is that you eat “nutritionally dense” snacks and then you won’t want more. Doesn’t work.

Going or Staying to/for the Movies

I can’t imagine watching anything more than 5 minutes long on my phone, but I know people who watch entire movies on theirs.

Wok and Woll Might Forget After All

This was for my brother, who is a big Seger fan.

Whopper of a Tale

I have often wondered how the two products had the same name without one suing the other for copyright infringement. Maybe it happened long ago and they settled somehow.