Read at Your Own Peril Tweet “According to Christian teachers, the essential vice, the utmost evil, is Pride. Unchastity, anger, greed, drunkenness, and all that, are mere flea bites in comparison: it was through Pride that the devil became the devil: Pride leads to every other vice: it is the complete anti-God state of mind.” CS Lewis in Mere Christianity
Trading Cards Tweet I can still remember opening a pack once and the gum fell out. When it hit the sidewalk it shattered like a piece of glass.
Doubled on the Dutch Tweet I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.
Abominable Tweet When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
Memories of Greatness Tweet My father had a great memory for his high school football days. The winning totals were not inflated. … But, the way he talked about him and his teammates, it was amazing they ever lost.
But What Fun!! Tweet My wife and I played a lot of cornhole this summer. Not that we got any better at it, but it’s been fun.
Reptiles vs. All Else Redux Tweet For those of you new to the strip, this started years ago with the reptiles playing everyone else in tug of war. Since then it’s been football, tennis, basketball and a few other sports.
Great Idea! Tweet Between when I wrote this and when it came out, there suddenly became several teams who needed a desperate option for closer.
Empirical Umpirical Tweet Maybe he can replace Joe West or Angel Hernandez, two guys who are only employed because of the power of their union.