Pet Names Tweet I’m really glad my wife and I never use pet names. For some reason, those always bug me,
Sports Medicine! Tweet I have a niece who is a doctor of sports medicine … or something like that. I think she really enjoys it.
’72 Dolphins Tweet I read a poorly written book about the Dolphins’ undefeated season. Learned a lot, just bugged me about the writing. Anyway, it was while reading that that I thought of this.
Elven Tweet Thanks to my oldest son for thinking of this one. Here’s hoping it wasn’t based on an actual experience.
Investment Advice Tweet I know someone whose money really is in oil. Only person I know who frets when gas prices go low.
Banking Error Tweet Instead of always trying to decide who gets bumped off the money in favor of Harriot Tubman, why not just come up with a new denomination? (For the record, I’m all for replacing Andy Jackson. He was a horrible president.)
Peas, Peas, Perfect Peas Tweet I had a real problem as a child understanding the difference between “peas” and “peace”. Looking back, I’m surprised how long it took me to grasp the concept of context.
Success at Limited Success Tweet I find that the most accurate weather forecasts involve looking out my own window.