It’s funny because normally the bird just says nonsense.
How Do Birds Pick Their Noses?
Author: samwhi371
Why not? Why nut?
I was pouring some peanuts into a bowl to make some trail mix and had this idea. No, I didn’t try it. It sounds disgusting.
Know What It Means
I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.
We Gotcha Covered!
I have never figured out if the sign is a marquee or if someone repaints it all the time. Enquiring minds want to know.
Lobbying for a Hobby
My brother-in-law, married to my sister, said this one hit a little too close to home.
Space Invaded
Our kids never tried to sleep in our bed. The cats on the other hand …
A New TV Show from the Mouse
I think this one would be pretty good. Too bad Don Meredith isn’t around to play the lead.
Pitching Washers
My family did a lot of pitchin’ washers for many, many years. Don’t know if my siblings still have their sets, but mine eventually fell apart. Might have to build another set one day.
Hummus Up a Song!
My wife really likes hummus. I’ve found a couple flavors I like, but on the whole I am not a fan.
Take a Stand! Take Two!
I’ve felt left out on the last few boycotts because they were of companies I didn’t patronize anyway.