Save Face Big Time Tweet I tried to picture what an elephant face mask would look like. Would they have a special sleeve for the trunk>
“Shame”. Maybe he meant shame Tweet I don’t know how many times over the years my wife and I have made this joke or something like it while making the beds. (Yes, we’re really boring.)
What is a Shoe Fly Anyway? Tweet A catchy song that never made sense to me, even as a child. Why would a fly care whether I belong to someone or not?
Fine Dining Finally Tweet These are, honestly, some of my favorite treats in the world. I don’t keep the ingredients around the house, though, because I tend to overeat.
Empirical Umpirical Tweet Maybe he can replace Joe West or Angel Hernandez, two guys who are only employed because of the power of their union.
Bogans and Colorado Tweet I’m sure marijuana will eventually be legal everywhere, at which point someone will stumble across this strip and go, “Huh?” There’s probably plenty of people doing that now.
They’re So CUTE! Tweet “Plonk” is apparently Australian slang for booze. I like this character, and he shows up a couple more times, but then I wasn’t sure what to do with him.
Gun and Shield Tweet I like the cartoon in a vacuum, but in the larger sense there’s never been any hint of crime in the Tuttle’s world. We’ll just pretend this never happened, okay? Maybe the patient should have been the little bird, since we don’t know where he works.
A New Taste Sensation Tweet I am a big fan of spray whip cream, but there may be a few things it wouldn’t improve. I don’t know that chili is one of them, though.