This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.
Amusing Park
Author: samwhi371
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.
Colonoscopy
What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas
Making a Dumpster Run
When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”
Temperance Zone
I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.
Time Outlay Conundrum
Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??
Wild About Harrison
I was just thinking that he’s one of those rare stars that, even for people who don’t watch his movies, they’ve heard of him.
Cuties
Saw a plastic basketball in the gutter one day and this came to mind instantly.
Libertarianisms
I have a friend who is a librarian and is in no way a libertarian and I know libertarians who absolutely hate the “official party” as it’s currently constituted. They all liked this ‘toon, though!