Do You Smell? Tweet I find it interesting that, as dumb as Pete is, he still knows words like olfactory and plantar.
What the Fighting’s All About Tweet Do you know people who argue a lot and you kind of wonder if they do this? Like they don’t really care, they just like arguing?
Appropriate Tweet This is actually a conversation from real life. I work in hospice and we have to “prove” that our patients are appropriate for the service. Sometimes, by regs, we have to take them off the service, then they die shortly thereafter, leading someone to comment, “I guess she was appropriate.”
Contemplative Woman, Maybe? Tweet Why does “wonder” have two such different meanings? I know: English.
We’re WHAT?!?! Tweet Our preacher used the phrase one Sunday that we were all “but vapor” and I had the giggles the rest of the service.
Explosive-Free Zone Tweet I just noticed one day in our employee manual that part of the “code of contact” forbids us from bringing explosives to the work place. Did that actually happen someplace?
Weathermen Unchained! Tweet My wife will flip between stations, watch all three weather reports, then decide which one she likes best.