Inspired by what was written on the side of my last pack of printer paper. I’m surprised someone hasn’t sued them for false advertising.
Complaint Department
Author: samwhi371
Culturally Appropriateness
Some protests are legitimate. For most, though, “follow the money.”
Cultural Approbation
I think the concept is silly. Everything we do, everything we wear, came from somewhere else. Let’s assume we’re honoring those who went before us.
Them’s Fighting Words!
I don’t use that word, but it’s one where I have wondered why it’s considered an insult. Most female dogs I know are quite nice
Symphonic Silliness
This one was fun to write, though in doing so I was convinced I didn’t want to make this standard practice.
Homonyms
One of my father’s oft-told jokes. He had few jokes, and he told them often.
Pool Party!
Why would a flamingo NOT want to go to a pool party? Don’t ask me.
I Did What to the Who?
Instead of cucumbers maybe it should have been “succotash” just because that’s a funnier word.
The Art of Listening
We have a city park that stocks a LOT of fish periodically. You can tell which days because you drive by and the banks are wall to wall with people enjoying “the serenity of fishing”
Chicago Style
I know that many people live long in Chicago without experiencing violence. Sounds like those people are becoming fewer and fewer, doesn’t it?