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Low Brow

If you notice that Porc looks different from the last time he appeared, it’s because I realized the nose he used to have was more like a hedgehog nose than a porcupine nose.

Western Vibes

I knew a guy who actually talked like Elmer Fudd. He said it was a speech impediment. It was hard not to smile as he said serious things.

No Sugar Added

I think the point of most “no sugar added” ice creams is just to give us a better appreciation for sugar.

Adding the Dumb

Based on what actually happens at my office. We have to take these addendums out to get signed that confirm we aren’t doing something and they know it.

Conjugating Visits

I used to think conjugal visits had something to do with conjugating verbs. (When I was little.)

Alarming News

For those who remember, this is not the first time we’ve learned that Tuttle somehow has an entire house inside his shell.

Cough Remedy Gone Bad

Now someone’s going to try this and get mad at me when it makes them worse.

Ask Your Doctor About …

Our hospice doctor really liked this one. I guess people do really come in and ask about drugs seen on television.

The Big Cheese

My wife really likes marscapone cheese, which is where this idea came from.

A Diet to Die For

I have been trying to cut down on my snacking, One of the theories is that you eat “nutritionally dense” snacks and then you won’t want more. Doesn’t work.