I think this is how our internet provider works. We changed providers and the service isn’t noticeably better
One Day Service
Dog Breath Begone!
We had a wonderful golden retriever but man! His breath was vile no matter what we did to try and counter it.
A Span or So
I have often thought about how imprecise such measurements are, which is why actual people didn’t use them that way. “Go figure” indeed!
Burt Returns!
It’s been a year since I drew Burt Cottage and his friends. But I thought of the butter cartoon and needed something to fill out the page. Welcome back, Burt!
Saw It Coming
I was half-surprised that no one wrote in to tell me I had spelt “Peking” (the town) incorrectly. Yay for us!
A Little Dry
I guess you could eat oatmeal dry, couldn’t you? Wouldn’t kill you, unless you choked to death.
Which Belt Have You Earned?
My sons are both into martial arts and were discussing their belts one day. This came naturally.
Skiing Deals
Have you been skiing lately? The prices have become beyond outrageous. And the ski areas seem to wonder why they’re not selling tickets like they used to.
A Nice, Soothing Bath
Watching my cat take a ridiculously long bath one day and this came to me. Thankfully, he doesn’t drink wine.
Excellent Vintage, Sir
My friends who have not only their favorite Bible translation, but their favorite year of that translation, found this strip funny.