Bot-Tops! Tweet I was just looking at an elephant and thinking what one would look like without wrinkles.
Do Penguins Have Bills? Tweet Someone’s going to write in now and tell me that, “No, penguins have beaks, not bills” completely oblivious of the intended joke and (probably) incapable of getting it.
Tell Me About Your Day Tweet This strip seems to be more popular with men than with women. Go figure.
Bathroom Etiquette Tweet For those who don’t remember, Penn and his wife have been married for several years. I think her name is Pin. … or, possibly, Penny.
Compassion 101 Tweet I work around very good and compassionate medical professionals. Sometimes, when it’s just us, though, you’ll hear the exasperation come out.
There is no Vaccine Tweet I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.
Cubism Dreams Tweet This came about because I had the dream Pete is talking about. It seemed really cool and cutting edge in the dream and then I woke up and it seemed really stupid.
My Favorite Part of My Job Tweet Okay, if there were ever a time when I agreed with the little bird, this would be it.