Leading the Cheers Tweet I know there are still cheerleaders, but the last few times I’ve been to a game I couldn’t tell if they were saying anything. Does this mean they were doing a good job, if everyone is shouting over them?
An End to Stress Tweet Seriously, I ditched Facebook and Twitter years ago and have never regretted either decision. Don’t think I’ve missed out on anything, either.
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
Going Dutch Tweet Do people still use the phrase “going dutch”? If so, the Dutch don’t seem to be the kind of people to get offended to such things. And where did it come from. Are the Dutch really known for not sharing tickets?
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Slap Happy Tweet I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.
Lend a Helping Wing Tweet This is my attitude. I’m happy to help, so long as I don’t have to be invested. Just kidding!
Root Bier Float Tweet I did a strip years ago where the punchline was “root bier float” and I had so many people contact me because they didn’t know what a bier was. I was really surprised