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Remote Minister
Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together, but THREE?
I was adding some marshmallows to trail mix for some reason and this idea came to mind. No, it doesn’t sound good to me, either.
Chef’s Retreat
Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.
Anatomy 102
This cartoon caused even more confusion than the last one. Why?
Anatomy 101
I thought it was a funny joke, but I’m already tired of trying to explain it.
Some People Never Learn
I think of this every time we sing this song in church.
Them Collies Is Smart!
This one may have been stretching the joke one cartoon too far.
Laryngologist
Yes, I looked it up and it is actually spelled correctly in the first frame. When I have heard it pronounced, people say it as if that G is a C. They’re wrong.
The Real American Dream
This is actually what my father said. I think he was an honest man himself, if sometimes cynical. Probably accurate, though.