I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.
Know What It Means
Tag: #doctoring
Animal Fears
I enjoy watching those TV shows, but I wouldn’t want to actually have to handle the animals. Animals excrete enough disgusting things when they’re healthy.
Fireman’s Slide
DO giraffes have tonsils? I could Bing it, but I hate to go to all that trouble.
Check Your Type
I have known people like this. I used to be like this when it came to DP, but all of a sudden, it seemed like caffeine started effecting me. I miss it. Sob and sigh.
The Owl at Midnight
No, there is no meta-message to this cartoon. Just an owl and a turtle and a million dollars.
MRI!
I’ve had MRIs to find out why I was having headaches. I can tell you why I had a headache on the day of MRI.
Out of the Mouths of Babes
Served Upside Down
Now Listen Here!
Inned of the Whirled
