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First Two Are Out Now – 3rd book coming May 9, 2023 (preorder now)
Very Punny, Mister!
I’m pretty sure there are forms of humor that are lower than puns. And most above and below aren’t as funny. So why do we groan at puns?
Sleep Like the Star
Many dogs have back problems as they get older. Maybe this is why Snoopy never had such issues.
Politics of Life
Seriously, when I read this recently, it was like reading about someone from another time. Kissinger was a mythical character from my childhood.
New Novel Coming May 9th! Preorder now!
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Pink Because of Shrimp
The information in the first panel is correct. Don’t know if panel three is possible.
Lone Star Waffling
I love the waffle makers at hotels here in Texas that make Texas-shaped waffles. I went to buy one for myself, but they’re expensive. I’ll stick with my waffle maker that makes them all in the shape of Colorado.
MRI!
I’ve had MRIs to find out why I was having headaches. I can tell you why I had a headache on the day of MRI.
Best Advice Given
High Energy, Low Doctrine
