
I don’t care if I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I just don’t want to have the worst.

I don’t care if I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I just don’t want to have the worst.

If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local newspaper, you would have seen this strip in the Christmas day edition.

I have had a Weedeater for some time now, the mechanical kind. I didn’t think it was a very good one, until I learned how to use it

Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.

I’ve thought this about that song (Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee) since I was a child.

There used to be a restaurant near here called Butterlove. They went out of business between when I drew this cartoon and when it was published. Not my fault!

Do people still use the phrase “put your money in”? I used to hear it as a child and putting my money in oil sounded messy.

I can’t honestly say I’ve tried British food. It just has a reputation for not being good. Maybe that’s why they drink so much.

There really are neighborhoods near my house where every house on the street has a Grinch. Then, the next street over, they all have reindeer.

Are there animal dentists who will buck a non-bucked beaver or rabbit? Why not?