Wouldn’t Dat Be Gwand? Tweet Sometimes on Sunday mornings, I sing the hymns in Elmer’s voice in my head.
A Christmas Story Tweet Since the greatest movie ever made was released in 1947, it must be kind of depressing for everyone making movies since then to know they’re only hope is “2nd best”.
Ink Blotz Tweet This seemed appropriate for the times as the “impeachment proceedings” appear to me to just be a Rorshach test for the voting public (with no right answer).
F.M.L.A. is NOT a Los Angeles Radio Station Tweet I know people who take their sick leave for ridiculous reasons (to me). We only have one PTO “bank” so take it off for whatever reason you want.
Another Time to Worry Tweet I am a hospice chaplain and I am not afraid of death, but I met one who was. Not sure how he did the job.
Saus for Sale Tweet This was based on an actual sign seen at a gas station near my house. Wind plays havoc with our signs around here (and everything else). I was surprised, though. how long it took them to correct the error.
Now Thats’a Thanksgiving! Tweet This occurred to me while I was driving around one day, trying to think of a Thanksgiving cartoon. Maybe I passed a pizza place. I don’t remember.
Thanksgiving Do’s and Do’nuts Tweet When this came out in the paper, it was a week before Thanksgiving, which means it shows up on-line on the actual holiday. That was not on purpose. I was just too lazy to read a calendar until it was too late.