Okay, for both of you who are paying attention, this joke doesn’t work. Tuttle and Phydeaux have both been depicted wearing shoes for baseball.
Explain the Joke
Hating the Hate Groups
Based on someone I knew. Had to sperate myself from them as their hatred of hate was very hateful (and tiresome).
Hospital Privileges
We have a lot of “hospitals” here I am newly discovering. Most are just surgical hospitals, so it makes sense that I didn’t deal with them in hospice.
School Concerts
I remember when we used to pay $2 to go to an in-school concert from some tolerable garage band. It was so much that we liked the music as that we were willing to pay $2 to skip class.
Do YOU Like Bruschetta?
I really like bruschetta, except when it’s apparently the entire meal. Then I still want the entre.
Culture and All That
I live in a town that finally got a Buc-Ees. I had never been in one before. Kinda interesting. Gas is cheap.
Horse Cents
The real punchline is the final line on the horse’s sign. I don’t have a name for the horse.
Why Keep Going?
I’ve been watching back through Gunsmoke on DVD. I’m in season eighteen now and it only took me ten years to get here. Great show!
It Is Not Well There
I think of this whenever we sing that song. It’s a beautiful hymn, but I half expect some lunatic to object.
Transplant
I have a friend named Otto who often made this joke, or one like it. This is as close as he gets to receiving credit.