"Tuttle's" by Sam

Italian Job

This is not a riff on the “Americans invented pizza”. It’s that when I want pizza I go to a pizza place, not an Italian place.

Most things that people “always say” are a lot like this. The difference between the two is comical.

For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff

There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.

I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.

Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.

Peanut the elephant hadn’t been in the strip in quite a while, so I drew him in. The conversation grew out of that.

This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.

This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.

What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.