Heard This One Before? Tweet As a child I used to tell this joke and had no idea what it meant. The same can be said for many other jokes I told. Some of them I’m not even embarrassed by now!
Masked Tweet I saw a lady recently come out of the grocery store bare-faced then get in her car, put on a mask, and drive away alone. Would love to know what that was all about.
Lookalikes Tweet There are animals that, even after someone tells me, I can’t tell how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can, otherwise there wouldn’t be more of them.
Look Alikes Tweet Having seen armadillos, I’m not sure how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can.
Marriage and Friends Tweet I think all of the major characters are married now except Pete. And Flatfoot, though he is dating.
A Civic Responsibility Tweet This cartoon appeared in December in the papers, so yes, the elections were “last month”. Secondly, I think it’s obvious that it doesn’t really matter who we elect. They’re all disasters.
That Time of Year Tweet If you had “Tuttle’s” in your local paper, you would have seen this one before the holiday! Call your paper today and tell them you want “Tuttle’s”!
A CHRISTmas Message from Tuttle’s Tweet Merry Christmas from all of us here at “Tuttle’s”! Remember the stable, but remember the rest of the story, too.
Wisdom from Tolkien Tweet I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.