F.M.L.A. is NOT a Los Angeles Radio Station Tweet I know people who take their sick leave for ridiculous reasons (to me). We only have one PTO “bank” so take it off for whatever reason you want.
Thanksgiving Do’s and Do’nuts Tweet When this came out in the paper, it was a week before Thanksgiving, which means it shows up on-line on the actual holiday. That was not on purpose. I was just too lazy to read a calendar until it was too late.
Kale Sera Sera Tweet We had some kale chips recently that were actually pretty good. My wife tried to make some at home and, while tasty, just couldn’t get them as crisp as the store-bought ones.
Meet Taco Meat Tweet Inspired by my brother, who ordered a taco at a local fastfood place only to be told they were out of taco meat. He asked them if they couldn’t just crumble up one of their hamburger patties and put it in a taco shell. They declined.
Investment Advice Tweet I know someone whose money really is in oil. Only person I know who frets when gas prices go low.
Turkey in the Wild Tweet My sons were surprised I knew what Wild Turkey is since I don’t drink alcohol.
TB Testing 1-2-3 Tweet My family has long referred to this restaurant by its initials, which has led to some fun misunderstandings when inviting other people to join us.
Never Learn Tweet I think my wife came up with this one while we were watching some TV show that used the phrase from the first panel.