This is how we used to sing this song when I was in elementary school. Makes as much sense as the original, probably more.
Classical Music Redux
Tag: #Tuttle
Turning Pro
Why are they called “pro”-nouns? And are there anti-nouns?
Remote Minister
Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together, but THREE?
I was adding some marshmallows to trail mix for some reason and this idea came to mind. No, it doesn’t sound good to me, either.
Anatomy 102
This cartoon caused even more confusion than the last one. Why?
Anatomy 101
I thought it was a funny joke, but I’m already tired of trying to explain it.
Some People Never Learn
I think of this every time we sing this song in church.
Them Collies Is Smart!
This one may have been stretching the joke one cartoon too far.
Laryngologist
Yes, I looked it up and it is actually spelled correctly in the first frame. When I have heard it pronounced, people say it as if that G is a C. They’re wrong.
The Kids Are (mostly) Alright
Anybody else remember this song? Let’s sing it together! “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat … “