It really is World Turtle Day. If you have the right newspapers, the above picture appeared in honor of World Turtle Day. Celebrate!
May 23 Is World Turtle Day
Tag: #DoctorTuttle
Heart Cockles Be Warmed
I did not make up the information in the second panel. I wonder if it’s true, though. Surely there’s a more pedantic explanation.
Teaching Maths
Why do the Brits say “maths”? They probably wonder why we don’t.
Check Your Type
I have known people like this. I used to be like this when it came to DP, but all of a sudden, it seemed like caffeine started effecting me. I miss it. Sob and sigh.
The Owl at Midnight
No, there is no meta-message to this cartoon. Just an owl and a turtle and a million dollars.
Storefront Church
Personally, I would have no problem with the concession stand part. Maybe on the arcade.
Hot Chick
It’s an old joke, but a good one. I’ve used it around my house and I’m still married to the same wonderful woman!
Brothers Mario
Who knew that a movie that was just fun could do this well? (Answer: anyone with a brain.)
Sympathy Isn’t What It Used to Be
I was afraid this might offend some people, but it went over best with the people with daughters. I guess people have a sense of humor after all.
Evening News is Olds
I know so many people who are perpetually upset because they keep their TV and computer on the news all day. If you want to see them really upset, tell them to turn off the news!